Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho...

It's back to work I go, on Monday. Ugh. Sayonara siestas; hello kitty withdrawal.

The top three reasons why having cancer beats going to work are:

• you don't have to wear a suit to have cancer
• no one tells you how they would have cancer
• no one jockeys to replace you, when you have cancer

I fully expect to struggle with returning to a regular routine, after being without one for a couple of months. Alarm clocks and bedtimes and torpor, oh my!

There are two more lottery draws before the new work week begins, and I'll spend this afternoon at the track, so there's still hope of avoidance. Baby needs a new retirement plan.